Chicken Soup for Beer Connoisseurs !

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I  drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

>     -- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

>      -- Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

>      -- Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

>       -- W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

>      -- Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

>      -- Stephen Wright

    When we drink, we get drunk.
    When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
    Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to hea ven!

>      -- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

>      --Benjamin Franklin

Certainly, it's a good drink. Let's all toast to the person who invented beer & to that person who has compiled these great thoughts.

> -- Ramaprasad

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